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Of course the whole world knows about it. Basically I am just lazy, in behaviour and thoughts, or rather, the lazy thinkings has translated to subconscious lazy behaviours. The reason for that it's official is not really because I haven't been going for drum practices diligently on Sundays, nor that I am not inviting my friends over because the home sweet home is essentially a pig sty in the eyes of others.
So yesterday I went out drinking with my friend and were chatting stuff until she brought up the topic of astrology. She's basically super into astrology and even thought of becoming an astrologer before. I must say she is really into it to even think of making it a profession. But anyway, that's beside the point. So she started stating that Capricorn has this determination in their eyes and show it out in general that they are determined and a hard nut to crack. I don't really think that applies to me, I am a soft marshmallow that goes with the flow a lot of times and always more than ready to give up on something. Then she continued saying that they are hard on themselves and people around them, especially people they loved. Well, I'll leave this for others to judge, but personally I do try to push myself sometimes. But then who doesn't? Is it not only right that you should consider push yourself to do something that you don't like? It doesn't only apply to Capricorns.
The last statement she said that usually Capricorns are rather lazy people, but because they push themselves hard, they do not allow themselves to become too lazy. This is really something new I've heard on astrological analysis on Capricorns. So, I proudly announce that from now on, nobody should scold me for being lazy. Why? Because it's in the sign! wahahahahaha.... 
Yes... 娘娘又來了... 而且就算是通過skype也不放過講冷笑話或欠扁問答題的機會.
某個星期天的夜晚和娘娘在skype聊天... 突然...
娘娘：來來來，問你一個欠扁問答題...
我：不要不要... 又是從吳宗憲那裏聼來的是嗎?
娘娘：不是啦，你聼我說...
我： ok..等一下等一下, 讓我準備..
娘娘： 好.. 包公的臉爲什麽是黑的?
我： har??? simi? 給一點提示嘞....
娘娘： 不可以, 沒有提示啦, 給了就知道答案了.
我： okay lor... 可以不要給明顯的提示嘛~
娘娘: 哎呀沒有提示啦! 快一點猜. (表情興奮+賊笑著, 然後一邊啃著玉蜀黍!)
我: (抓頭髮拼命想...)
*五分鐘過後...*
娘娘: 好了沒有, 哎呀 你猜不到的啦... 答案揭曉!! 咚咚咚咚~~ (自己給自己敲鼓的背景音樂)
我: 等一下!!! 等一下!!! 我還沒有放棄!! 不要講出來!!
娘娘: 快點~ 答案揭曉了~ 咚咚咚咚~~ (又給自己敲鼓的背景音樂)...
我: okay! 我不相信猜不到~~!
*又過五分鐘...*
娘娘: okay, 最後機會了啊... 哈哈哈哈... 答案揭曉! (因爲越來越興奮, 啃玉蜀黍動作也激烈了)
我: (...) ok ok啦... 放棄啦!
娘娘: 哈哈~ 因爲包公臉上有一顆月亮嘛~ 那月亮只有黑夜的時候才會看得見, 所以他的臉就一直是黑的咯!! 娃哈哈哈~ (邊狂笑邊啃玉蜀黍!!)
我: 哇靠!!!! (直接從熒幕上消失, 頭拿去橦電腦了...)
娘娘: 娃哈哈哈~ 猜不到叻... 都跟你說了~~ (沾沾自喜地啃玉蜀黍...)
我: =_=~~ wah lau~~ 你哪裏來這個欠扁問題? (難以置信中, 並且被冷到了...)
娘娘: 米果醬咯~ 那天她來就告訴我這個欠扁問題的... 哈哈厲害嗎?...
我: (直接昏倒, 從熒幕上消失)....
米果醬是我六嵗的表妹... 我懷疑她被娘娘潛移默化了. 到處問人欠扁問答題....
It's delicious. Probably one of the best burger I've had in NY so far. Then again, I probably haven't been eating as much burger as one expects. So one fine Saturday, my friend decided to go try the place that she has listed in her to-go restaurant list according to her NY magazine guide to nice restaurants.
To begin with, the price was above average for dinning. On the condition that I had spent an indecent amount of money for dinner out the night before, this brunch made me (and my wallet) felt sadder. Setting that aside, I was willing to explore whatever my friend is interested in. So, we waited for a table, with the server ignoring us to pick a call and being a total bitch giving out the air of 'yes, we can afford to not do your business'. Then, the waiter who served us wasn't friendly either. In fact, most of the servers in that restaurant looks like they have lost ten thousand dollars in poker the last night.
So my friend was bitching about it and saying that she will never come back because of the lousy service. When the food was up, we couldn't believe the obscene amount of meat for the burger, fries as side, and, not a single piece of green can be found in this whole meal. All protein, tons of carb, and no green. How is this possible? Should you not at least have lettuce or even some pickle zucchini?
Anyway, the usual American portion was served and I could only eat 80% of everything, and leaving almost the fries untouched. Although I have given very negative feedback on the service and the totally unbalance meal, I must justify that the restaurant has a reason for drawing the crowd in the famous and competitive Hell's Kitchen. The burger was delicious, the meat patty was absolutely juicy and the bread is a perfect blend with the melting cheese. A messy but definitely fulfilling meal. My friend concluded that the name 5 Napkin was probably because the burger is so juicy, you will need to use up 5 Napkins. Interesting theory.
Some photos that I took at 5 Napkin and the burger:
Yes. They have the hooks used as decorations and I wonder if these were used hooks for the animals they used to make the burgers.
Oozing cheese, delicious medium-cooked ground chunk (10ounces, approximately 284grams.) with perfect combination of soft bread and caramelized onions... Heaven is near...
Not a single piece of green can be found in this meal.
Decorations, the hooks for the lights, the butcher scales and odd shapes bottles suspected to be soap dispensers.
